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Life Hacks w/ Sunshine *Spoof*

hi everywun
wats up im shadows frend , sunshine
today u learn gud stuff
then u go to harvard
and youre mother so proud she buy you candy
so first u need to master being nice to urself
u see a fire on house
and you have water in your hand?
drink the water. stay hydrated.
also dont try to step in others shoes its gross
u will get toe fungus
and ur grandkids wont give foot massage anymore
do u want that
y u want ugly deformed feet?
thnx for reading hoped u learned something
this has been life lessons w/ sunshine
P.S. There is no one named Sunshine, and in case you were gullible enough to believe this, it’s just a joke post. Thanks for reading!
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