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Your Guide to Survive School

Hello! Here I am today, ready to start my first post since I updated my blog. If you haven’t checked out/noticed all of them out, here’s what I changed:

  • I updated my widget bar.
  • I updated the sticky-post titled “Welcome.”
  • On the sidebar, you can see I updated my mini-about section, and my Mini Twitter
  • Cleared up the pages, added and deleted and such.
  • I want to start this new thing where I review blogs, so if you would like your blog to be reviews, please comment below your name (the name you go by on your blog), your blog’s name and of course, your blog’s URL.
  • My blog felt empty nameless, so I named it Dreamative, the combination of ‘Dream’ and ‘Creative’.
  • New background, header, etc.
  • Will give MORE effort to edit my posts, because, well, you know.

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So it’s a few weeks into school already, and we all know how difficult it is to get used to being around…people, after a gorgeous month in bed with your computer. Ugh. So today, I’m going to be sharing a few life cheats. This is the ultimate guide to surviving school. I’m going to put together some outfits and show you them, show you accessories, hair and of course, Tips ‘n Tricks AND hilarious comebacks! Bonus: 6 ways to annoy your teacher.

Tips ‘n Tricks

  1. Remember where you parked: Take a photo of closest parking sign to where you parked so you won’t forget the location.
  2. If you get brain freeze from eating something cold too quickly, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as hard as you can
  3. Shoes too small? Put on 3 pairs of socks, put the shoes on, then blow-dry for 10 minutes. They’ll fit perfectly. Ohmygod, this is so… wow.
  4. Frizzy hair? Coating it in butter, then leaving it overnight will make it straighter and much glossier.
  5. Chew on cinnamon flavored gum to stay awake during class.
  6. When at a drive-thru, ask for unsalted fries. This will guarantee the fries will be fresh out of the fryer.
  7. To cut onions without tearing up, chew gum.

Hilarious Comebacks

  • If you’re gonna be two-faced, at LEAST make ONE of them pretty.
  • Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  • How come I always wear these clothes? How come YOU always wear that mask?
  • *You’re ugly*             *Pat on head* “Life must be tough for the visually impaired.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • I love your new shoes! Have you been shopping lately? I heard they’re selling lives at the mall, you totally should go get one.
  • I’ve had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.

3 outfits

You can NEVER go wrong with Aztec/tribal tights, a plain sweater and a colored scarf with your most comfy boots.

This is by far my favorite, simple black tights, these extremely cute boots, and of course, a over sized sweater, and a scarf, paired with whatever accessories you desire.

The last outfit is casual, trendy, lazy and cute, all at the same time with some casual jeans, cute boots with knee-socks, which always look cute, especially if you decide to show them with your boots.

3 Simple, Cute, Easy and Quick hairstyles

BONUS: How to Annoy your teacher

* These are just meant for humor, I suggest you don’t actually try these.

  1. When the teacher says ‘Take a seat’, actually life a seat up, and then innocently ask, “Okay. Now where do I take it?”
  2. Sharpen your pencil with a mechanical pencil sharper (you usually have them in a classroom) and sharpen it when the teacher is talking. Stop, wait for them to speak again. When they start talking again, sharpen again.
  3. If the teacher says to stop sharping your pencil, conveniently break the led and say, “BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE WITH!!”
  4. Purposely sing horribly while taking notes. Sing the song that currently everyone hates. May I suggest ‘Best of Both Words?’
  5. ‘Accidentally’ call them mom throughout that class.
  6. During a test, yell across the room, “I DON’T UNDERSTAND SIGN LANGUAGE! JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER!!”

And, that’s it! I hope you enjoyed this Guide, thank you for reading! See you next week for Tutorials Tuesday!

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How to be a Celebrity!! *Spoof*

P.S. I added a Status/Mini Twitter on  my widget bar so check that out frequently I’ll be posting cool stuff. 😀

Do you think you need TALENT to be a celebrity? If you did, you’ve got this ALL wrong. Like, seriously? Here, I’ll show you what it really takes.

  • Like, don’t smile. Like, ever. You’re the queen bee. Everyone else? Ahh… like, you are. Why else would you be on the billboard?
  • Always wear sun glasses. No, not to protect your eyes from camera flashes. Just cuz you look fab in them.
  • Always wear over priced clothes. You can even wear fake brands, but be sure to brag about them.
  • Visit the salon twice a day.
  • Don’t keep the same hair color for more than a week. Don’t be ugly.
  • Have a schedule.
  • Don’t watch people you hate on TV.
  • Don’t spend more than 5 seconds PER person per selfie. You’re queen. You don’t have the TIME.
  • Hire someone to do all your work.
  • Hire someone to post amazing stuff and life lessons on your social media.
  • Always take your Photo-shoot Crew everywhere, so they can take a perfect photo at Starbucks, which YOU can pass off as a selfie.
  • Wear a full face of make-up. Even while you’re sleeping.
  • Talk in a loud voice so everyone knows you’re here.
  • Always, and I mean, ALWAYS look like you’re bored. Whenever you have the chance, check your hair obsessively or examine your nails carefully, even though their perfect.
  • Always try to steal the spotlight. Even though it’s always on you!
  • Make up ridiculous rumors so that the room turns to you.
  • Say really French things, so it seems like you’re a classic, or whatever that means.
  • Pay people to watch boring movies and pretend that their your favorite. ex: Titanic. Start crying whenever someone mentions it.
  • Bribe people to follow you on all your social media.
  • Go on random vacations to get in touch with your ‘inner-self’. (Like, whaaat does that even like mean?)
  • Use the words ‘even’, ‘like’, ‘um’, ‘duh” excessively.
  • Have each fake selfie EDITED and FILTERED before you dare post it.
  • Stare in your mirror, daring for imperfections.
  • Have your signature made into a stamp! Makes those boring meet-ups SO much easier! ❤
  • Don’t have a personality. It makes things waaay easier.
  • Have at least 7 private islands to yourself, even though you dislike sand!
  • Take photos in front of a green screen, and pretend you’re getting Vitamin D, but actually just buy those little bottles full of it. Also, use spray-tan.
  • Advertise yourself everywhere.

If you have a proper sense of humor, you’ll see that everything posted is a JOKE! Celebrities aren’t like this! It’s a TOTAL joke post!

I hope you enjoyed this little spoof, that I made up of imaginary celebs!


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Lazy Mondays- Tips ‘n Tricks

Miserable? Of course you are, it’s Monday, the worst day of the week when we spend half an hour complaining. If you woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning, then try to find comfort in the fact that you’re not alone.

Forget sleeping in, forget watching TV all night. Get out your books, finish your homework, and try to conceal your large under-eye circles. I also have a personal story to tell you, but I’ll save it for the end of the post!
Face Mondays like you face any other day. I know that a lot of us get really used to staying up late during the weekend- and guess what? I do too, and it’s terrible waking up. I know it’s not JUST me when I say that I can’t sleep at night, and can’t get myself to wake up early the next morning. But, it’s not that hard to get through it! Here are my top tips for not getting tardy/ not missing the school bus.
  1. Pack everything the night before. Seriously, you do NOT want to forget your homework, plus, you have enough time to glam yourself up, AND get your beauty sleep.
  2. Put your P.E. Clothes in your locker the day before, or the week before. This tip is AMAZING! Like, seriously thanks to this, you’ll be able to participate in your own comfortable clothes, and not have to borrow.
  3. Keep Extra Clothes in your locker. Your locker is like a mini suit-case. If you keep extra clothes, you don’t have to worry about getting the clothes that you are wearing dirty, or getting dress coded or something.

No, I don’t mean a walk-in closet. Where would your books go? What I mean is keeping your gym bag in there, with one outfit.

      4. Buy Dry-Shampoo and Dry-Conditioner. It makes your hair way easier to control, and you can have the same cute hairstyle, but save time!

      5. Smile! 😀 Pretend it’s not Monday! Stay positive, and you will run miles. 🙂

To get you in the mood to smile, here are a few Monday Memes. 😉

My Week Is Basically

That’s all for this post and stay positive! 🙂

 

 

 


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14 Hilarious Comebacks

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You asked for them! Here they are! Remember these are just for fun, but if you ever need to… well, then. No, I’m completely joking, these are very rude and you don’t want to go around saying these… but, hey, they’re hilarious!

In case you couldn’t tell… the words in brackets are the ones that the other person/people might say.

  1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
  2. You inspire my inner serial killer.
  3. I’d say nice things to you, but I’d rather tell the truth.
  4. Hmm, yeah, why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? [um, what?] You know, like a coma.
  5. [You are an idiot/ You’re talking like an idiot] I know I’m talking like an idiot. I have to, or you won’t understand me.
  6. I like your approach! -Serious tone- Now, let’s see your departure.
  7. You should do some soul searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  8. You and pictures have something in common… I’d like to hang you.
  9. [YOU’RE A FAIL] Yeah, can you please finish up your life story quickly? I’ve got an appointment at four.
  10. [You’re so ugly!] *Hugs and gives a pat on the head* Life must be tough for the visually impaired.
  11. I see you did your make up today! Someone sure misses coloring books…
  12. Yeah, keep rolling your eyes, and maybe- just maybe, you might find a brain in there.
  13. You know what, sorry. I’m not going to be mean to you, it’s ‘Be Kind to Animals’ week.
  14. I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.

That’s all for today, I’ll be back next week! See ya!