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At the movie theater

Types of people: At the movie theater

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1. The Late Classic

This person is usually the LAST person to arrive, and thinks that EVERYONE should know. You’re sitting there, watching the movie, and something big is about to happen. Then a guy wearing a sweater and 3-D glasses with a bucket full of popcorn jumps saying “Excuse meh, Excuse meh,” Trying to go to their seat. No-you know what if you’re gonna be late AT LEAST choose a seat on the side so you don’t have to DISTURB everyone else, dude!

2. The Walking-Spoiler-Alert

This person probably has watched this movie 7 times, read the book 40 times, and watched the movie again, or they just like sharing their predictions. ‘OMG, I wonder what’s gonna happen….’ and they ACTUALLY respond, and not just something like ‘Oh, I don’t know’ or something but, ‘Oh, I know exactly what’s happening, see that dog? Well it turns out he’s mechanical and a spy dog for the professor, and the professor has lied all along to everyone, and actually, part of his plan is to destroy the universe.’ LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE? That’s a wasted ticket.

3. Butter Fingers

This person LITERALLY has butter fingers. Slip, slip. It’s kinda weird when the person sitting next to you drops their soda on their lap, the floor, or even worse on YOU.

4. Too Late to Dive

This is usually a kid. Their parents stuff them up so that they don’t have to pay for snacks at the theater, and guess what the kid does? VOMIT. HE VOMITS. A kid behind me DID that, but luckily I jumped away just-in-time. Phew! 😛

 

More to come…

 

 

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2 thoughts on “At the movie theater

  1. There’s ALWAYS a Too-Late-To-Dive kid!! Lol, these are hilarious!!!

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